Performance games / TABLE BANDIT

Sell Me This

Sell a ridiculous invention in thirty seconds. The room chooses its favourite pitch.

2–12 playersTalk togetherFree browser game

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A good fit for: People who would rather sell a silly invention than answer personal questions.

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How to play Sell Me This

Step 1
Read your product aloud. Tap the timer when you are ready to pitch.
Example: Your product is waterproof tea. Tap the timer and begin your pitch.
Step 2
Give your best sales pitch. Tap Next pitch to give the next player a different product.
Example: Say “Finally, tea you can drink in the shower!” Then give the next player their product.
Step 3
After everyone pitches, discuss your favourite. Use Add score for the winner, or just start a new round.
Example: After all pitches, choose Alex and tap +1 on the scoreboard—or skip scoring.

Good to know

Do we all pitch the same product?

Next pitch moves to the next player and gives them a different ridiculous product. Start the timer when the speaker is ready.

Does the app decide whose pitch wins?

Your group chooses its favourite after everyone has spoken. Use Add score if you want to record that winner, or start a new round.

Bring your friends

Create a room with your name and share its invite link or code. Friends join from their own phones or laptops. If you are apart, use a separate voice or video call; Table Bandit does not provide voice chat. One shared laptop is another option when you can keep private cards and answers hidden from the right players.

You can open a room alone to prepare. Start when the group is ready; if someone joins later, the host can restart with everyone. Use the game’s normal turn controls to finish a match, or New round for a fresh start. Add score records a round winner when you want to keep score.

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